sw:xvii.v
it's a sad but familiar scene:
the clock strikes 2am, a harsh incandescent glow slices through the darkness. slack-jawed and baffled, you stand aghast. "closing time already?!" clutching your half-empty highlife, you search your alcohol-soaked brain for some kind of answer.
in a dylan thomas-esque moment, hot rage consumes you. you refuse to go down quietly! a plan is devised: pure in its motives but flawed in its logic. defiantly clinging to the illusion that YOU can somehow keep the party going, the words bubble up from somewhere deep inside. flagrantly, and yet somehow almost completely unaware of it's futility, you blurt out your hail-mary:
"one... more... song! one... more... song!"
you attempt to rally the support of your peers but the collective mantra smashes against the brick facade of draconian liquor laws. the music stops. the party dies. defeated, you slouch away, only to dream of a day when you can dance until the sun comes up.
...
don't think we didn't hear you, pittsburgh party wolves. don't think your pleas have gone unnoticed. you cried out for more; we have answered your call. on FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4th, those class-five ringleaders from STRANGEWAYS enlist the help of some local heavy hitters to bring you the dance experience you so desperately deserve! for once, the party doesn't have to stop! this is serious: we can't wait! see you there.
Special Guest DJs:
ricky moslen (tOTAL TRASH)
sari fisher (cure for restless legs)
aaron grey (Second ‡ Skin)
join:
Jesley Snipes and the Comeback Kid
60s / 70s / 80s / 90s / 00s / 10s
britpop / postpunk / indie / psych
friday, september 4th, 2015
Hot Mass (1134 penn ave)
12:00am - 5:00am // 21+ // $15
B.Y.O.B. permitted and encouraged!
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