Chris Blondell

Being such a beer-loving city, it’s no surprise that there are countless Oktoberfest Philadelphia celebrations. (The events are even so popular here that they actually begin in September.) While the Teutonic celebrations are almost always a great time, it should be noted that they can also bring out the worst in some of us. Hey, it’s easy to stray from your best self when mixing steins full of beer with heavy, belligerent crowds, long lines and hangry bellies ready to scarf down some schnitzel and pretzels. So with that in mind, it’s important to remember Wheaton’s Law: Don’t be a dick. Here are a few tips to avoid being an asshole at a Philly Oktoberfest event—especially when it concerns the folks who are there to make sure you’re having a good time. 1. Know what you want and order it Speaking as someone who spent more than two-and-a-half years in the service industry, there are few things more time consuming—and annoying—than going back and forth to a table that can’t make up its mind. If your server has to stand and wait for you to think your order through, or if they have to keep going back to see if a decision has been made, that means other people are waiting that much longer to get their order. And that’s stressful. Yes, the waitstaff is there to take your order and they'll do it regardless of your methods, shitty or not. But if you’re trying to avoid being a dick at one of the busiest bar days of the year, know what you want and order it all in one go. (Hint: It’s bee

Philadelphia is increasingly becoming one of America’s most bike-friendly cities. It’s hard not to find the appeal of cycling in a town that is both compact and easy to navigate. And with SEPTA raising its prices again it’s no surprise that more people will turn to the pedal to get around. That being said, there are a few things you should know before hopping on a bike. These tips just might save your life—or at the very least help you avoid some uncomfortable confrontations on the sometimes-aggressive Philly streets. Don’t be afraid of the road There are few things more dangerous than a timid biker. Yes, the road can be a scary place, and it can be intimidating as a new cycler to cruise alongside all the cars, trucks and pedestrians. But don’t be afraid of owning your space. It’s as simple as riding with confidence. Think of yourself as another car. If you’re in front of another vehicle, then you’re in front. Chances are, they’re more used to you than you are of them. Just ride as if you’ve got the right of way and you should be fine. But be considerate. You have to share the road as well as own it. It’s a tough balance—but if you’re paying attention, you’re golden. Buy a bike pump. You’ll need it. Whether you’ve hit a nail, run over some glass, or have a vindictive roommate who pokes a hole in your tire, you’re going to need a bike pump. It may not be on the forefront of your mind, but you should buy this along with your bike lock and helmet when you purchase your bike. Ge