Rory Petzer, affectionately known as the Minister of Champions, is a comedian, Comrades hero, and general all-round gees generator when it comes to South African sport. He has lived in Durban for 12 years, and by now the city has more or less adopted him. Rory built his reputation as one of South Africa's most dynamic comedic voices while working by day as an Executive Producer at East Coast Radio, and by night using his sharp, high-energy sets to unpack the beautiful chaos of everyday South African life.

In December 2025, after 20 years in radio, he left East Coast Radio to chase his dreams as a comedian and pursue his role as Minister of Champions full-time. What started three years ago as videos filmed from the driver's seat, celebrating South African wins with a comedic twist, has grown into a full-blown national movement, one where South Africans everywhere now greet each other as "Champions" - and Rory has become, somewhat accidentally, the country's unofficial Minister of Champions.

A four-time Comrades Marathon finisher and passionate fitness enthusiast, Rory often jokes that he runs ultras to "close the tabs in his head" - the same restless energy that fuels his comedy. Proudly South African, proudly Mzansi, and always looking for the next reason to celebrate.

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Proteas fall to Australia at Kingsmead, but Durban’s Test cricket debate is far from over

Proteas fall to Australia at Kingsmead, but Durban’s Test cricket debate is far from over

Champions! The Proteas Men! Durban attendance! Big moments! Pre-game banter about sandpaper! Next match at my favourite cricket ground in the world! So much to discuss! Test cricket is sold to us as a five-day game, but anyone who’s watched enough of it knows how quickly it can turn. One innings. One bowler’s spell. One batter who refuses to get out. The first Test against Australia at Hollywoodbets Kingsmead was exactly that. Australia were 124 for six, South Africa were on top, the ball was moving, and Durban was doing its thing. Then Matt Renshaw played the innings of his career. His 190 off 397 balls was his first Test hundred in almost a decade and his highest Test score. Along the way, he shared a 134-run ninth-wicket stand with Nathan Lyon, Australia’s highest for that wicket against South Africa. From “we’ve got them” to “we’re chasing the game”. That’s Test cricket for you. Australia went on to take a 106-run first-innings lead before declaring in their second innings to set us 421. We couldn’t find the resistance we needed on the final day and were bowled out for 206. Josh Hazlewood finished with career-best Test figures of six for 49, and Australia won by 214 runs.  READ: Durban’s summer diary is filling up, and here’s what caught our eye  My favourite SA performers from this one A defeat like that doesn’t leave you with a long list, but a few performances stood out for me. Aiden Markram Our top scorer in the match, with 75 off 237 balls in the second innings. Wh
Australia want revenge. Durban has bunny chow and the Proteas.

Australia want revenge. Durban has bunny chow and the Proteas.

Champions! This Friday, 9 October, something happens at Hollywoodbets Kingsmead that I need you to understand properly. The Proteas play Australia in a Test match. In Durban. Their first Test meeting since June 2025, when we beat them at Lord’s to become world Test champions. The first time since Lord’s. Australia have had nearly sixteen months to think about that day. Nearly sixteen months of Aiden Markram’s hundred replaying in their sleep. Nearly sixteen months of Temba Bavuma limping between the wickets on one good hamstring and refusing to leave. And now they’ve flown all the way to Durban for revenge. Durban doesn’t do revenge. Durban does hospitality. We’ll give you a bunny chow and a Coke, buddy. It’s a three-Test series: Kingsmead from Friday, then St George’s Park in Gqeberha from 18 October, and Newlands in Cape Town from 27 October. READ: Durban is bowling the world over as Kingsmead gets ready to host the Cricket World Cup And here’s a stat that made me spit out my coffee. The Proteas haven’t played a Test at home since January 2025, when they completed a 2–0 series win over Pakistan at Centurion and Newlands. The 2025/26 summer had no home Tests at all. Not one. Since then, they’ve had to do their Test cricket travelling, like someone who’s bought a house but works away so much they never sleep in it. So this is the homecoming. And Champions, they’re coming home in a new shirt. On Tuesday, I had the honour of being MC at Jonsson Workwear’s head office in Durban
Champions, the Springboks lost. But did you see what everyone else did?

Champions, the Springboks lost. But did you see what everyone else did?

Champions! Grab a cup of coffee and sit down. We need to discuss the sporting success of South Africa during the past week.  OK, in fact, let's start with the big one that wasn’t a success, because it's been eating at me since Sunday. The Springboks lost 42–38 to the Wallabies in Perth. I know. Breathe. Have a sip of that coffee. Now, in fairness, Rassie Erasmus made 13 changes from the team that played the All Blacks. Thirteen. That's not a rotation, Champions. That's pretty much a whole new team.  And here's the crazy part I can't let go of. The game became so ridiculous at the end with Australia trying every trick in the book to slow it all down, that they ended up with 11 players on the field. Eleven men. That's not a rugby team, that's a cricket team. Let’s not forget all the time wasted for each yellow card as the referee had to then phone the TMO. I might be cynical, but I think the Wallabies sacrificed players to wind the clock down.  But sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. That's sport. And let's be honest, this is exactly what ‘Chasing the Sun 3’ needs. Every great documentary needs a low point. The sad piano. Rassie staring out of a hotel window in Perth. Someone saying "we'll learn from this" in slow motion.  Right. Time for the good news. There's lots of it.   The Proteas beat Australia 2–1 in the ODI series. It kicked off at Kingsmead in Durban, where Matthew Breetzke made 112, Marco Jansen smacked 75 and Keshav Maharaj took 4 for 20. Australia were bowled
Proteas, Bafana and Springboks: your bumper Heritage weekend sports guide

Proteas, Bafana and Springboks: your bumper Heritage weekend sports guide

CHAMPIONS! Duty calls. All of it. All weekend long. You’ll be reading this on Thursday, Heritage Day, with the Proteas already out there in Durban, kicking off their ODI series against Australia at Hollywoodbets Kingsmead. The game starts at 10:00. From there, my Champions, the calendar does not let up. This is a proper national assembly of a sporting weekend, and every South African has a job to do. On Saturday, Bafana Bafana take on Guinea at Orlando Stadium at 15:00. It's a new era under a new coach. Pitso Mosimane takes charge of the first match of his third stint at the helm, and there’s no friendly to ease him in. This is South Africa’s opening 2027 AFCON qualifier. SAFA is calling on Soweto to pack the stadium and mark the beginning of this new chapter. Champions, when SAFA asks nicely, we should really answer. Also on Saturday, the Springbok Women face Italy at Stadio Omero Tognon in Pordenone. Kickoff is at 14:30 SA time. The Springbok Women will be looking to bounce back in a hurry. Wales handed them a brutal 50 to 19 defeat at Cardiff Arms Park last week, making it back-to-back losses for our side after they also fell to the Black Ferns earlier this month. Higher-ranked Italy won’t make it easy. On Sunday, the Springboks face the Wallabies at Optus Stadium in Perth. Kickoff is at 11:45 SA time. This one comes with a genuine piece of history attached: Andre Esterhuizen will become the 68th player to captain the Springboks, earning his first taste of the armband in
For South Africa’s women, support should go beyond the sidelines

For South Africa’s women, support should go beyond the sidelines

CHAMPIONS! I need to start this week's piece differently, because it's been a different kind of week. I've been thinking about the women of South Africa all week. This is not the usual way I open my weekly feature with an exciting sporting observation or scoreline. I've been thinking about the women because of the bodies of women found in the Kempton Park area over the past two months, the search for missing runner Elizabeth "Tsontso" Moselakgomo that gripped the country, and the fear that's settled over so many women, simply going about their ordinary lives - running, walking, existing. And it's made me sit with something uncomfortable: how much I, as a man, simply don't think about. I can lace up my shoes and go for a run at 5am, alone, and the only thing on my mind is my pace. I can get into an e-hailing car by myself at night and not send my location to a friend, and not stay on the phone with someone "just in case." I can go for a hike with just my dogs. None of that is bravery. It's just Tuesday. And it is not Tuesday for the women I know, and it hasn't been for a very long time. That gap, between what I get to take for granted and what the women of South Africa have to actively manage, every single day is worth sitting with, even for a paragraph, before I go back to writing about sport. And, it’s actually quite fitting that this week my focus is on the Proteas Women and their historic maiden tour of Zimbabwe. It’s a five match T20 international series played entirely a
Springboks vs All Blacks in Baltimore: Let’s finish the job, Bokke!

Springboks vs All Blacks in Baltimore: Let’s finish the job, Bokke!

CHAMPIONS! One of my favourite songs by one of my favourite bands, Counting Crows, is called ‘Raining in Baltimore’. I’ve been thinking about and listening to that song a lot ahead of Saturday’s ‘decider’ in Baltimore between the Springboks and All Blacks. I’m bringing this up immediately, almost out of nowhere, because what’s going to happen on Saturday night is the Springboks are going to be ‘Reigning in Baltimore’! See what I did there? I am quietly confident of this (and will happily eat humble pie if I’m wrong) for a few reasons, largely because the Springboks came back from losing the first Test match. We lost that one, as well as our number one spot in the world. This meant that not only did we have to win the next game to keep our hopes of winning the series alive, but we had to do so under immense pressure AND against the number one team in the world! And what did we do? We did just that! And then, at 1-all, we all went to FNB Stadium in Soweto under a cloud of low-flying planes and accusations of walking around in scrums. And what did we do? We forced the All Blacks to walk so far back in one scrum that we were awarded a penalty try! I’m not going to lie, I found a short video of that scrum on X, and I’ve watched it at least one hundred and twenty million, three hundred and two hundred thousand and four times. AND, I was at the game and saw it live! Wait, give me a few minutes. I want to watch it a few more times. @ruckrealm Yellow right after tho 😂#rugby #sp
Springboks vs All Blacks: Double the rugby, double the gees in Soweto

Springboks vs All Blacks: Double the rugby, double the gees in Soweto

CHAMPIONS! The best part about Saturday, the 5th of September at the FNB Stadium in Soweto isn’t that it will feature the third test match, Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry between the Springboks and the All Blacks, or that there will most likely be another Airlink Flyover that will be watched by the whole world, but rather that the action starts at 13h30. Yes, rugby fans have two massive clashes to look forward to on the day. In a repeat of the 2025 Women’s Rugby World Cup quarter-final, the Springbok Women will host the Black Ferns in a curtain-raiser at the FNB Stadium. The Springbok Women lost that game in 2025, 46-17, after a good first half that left both teams tied at 10 points. So, South African rugby fans will be looking and hoping for revenge this time round.  View this post on Instagram A post shared by Springboks (@bokrugby) OK! Let’s talk Springbok Men. Saturday is almost the decider with one more game in Baltimore the following week, but the team that wins this week cannot lose Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry. It’s humungous. Just thinking about sitting there on Saturday gives me goosebumps. And there has already been a lot of drama with New Zealand coach Dave Rennie accusing the Springbok scrum of ‘walking around’ as they engage, BUT photo evidence circulating on social media suggests it’s the All Blacks who are doing this. Rassie Erasmus was pretty vocal about it in a press conference this week with an uncharacteristic outburst that even included the ‘f’ wo
Mexican Memories: My dream World Cup adventure from Durban

Mexican Memories: My dream World Cup adventure from Durban

Champions, I still can't quite believe it happened. I was part of the Department of Sport, Arts, and Culture's Lucky Fans group selected to attend Bafana Bafana's World Cup match against South Korea in Mexico. The gees started the moment I landed at OR Tambo from Durban, before we'd even technically left South Africa - which tells you everything about how this trip was going to go. Singing, dancing, flags, and strangers who became family by the second layover. The gees followed us through Paris, Mexico City, and finally to Monterrey, where our delegation attended exclusive events alongside Minister Gayton McKenzie and SAFA President Danny Jordaan; casually rubbing shoulders with actual government officials while wearing a Bafana Bafana jersey, as one does. Then the game itself: the best live sporting event of my life, no debate, no runner-up. We were in tears when Thapelo Maseko scored. Full grown adults sobbing, hugging strangers, all dignity abandoned. It was a must-win, and we won, which is not a sentence South African football fans get to say often, so we milked it for all it was worth. I was lucky enough to be filming the exact moment the ball hit the net, so I’ll have that moment forever! Rory PetzerExploring Mexico Exploring Mexico Honestly, Mexico was never on my radar as a holiday destination, if I'm being embarrassingly honest. It is now firmly on the list, permanently, in pen. I only made it to Monterrey, and even that exceeded every expectation to the point wher