Caturday: Aristocats! ▶ Dark Dance Faves W/Djs Hana Solo And Jen Doe ▶ Saturday, March 14th @ The Mercury ▶ *Non Smoking*

Cats and Kittens of good breeding and distinction are cordially invited to our Caturday festivities, where we celebrate dignity, refinement and elegance. Jeeves, pull out the Persian carpet. I wish to regurgitate a hairball! Be sure to dress to the nines, Aristokitties, for we will also be celebrating Michael and Crystal's Classy as Fuck Afterparty (aka wedding reception). Huzzah! THE MACHINERIES OF JOY presents CATURDAY: ARISTOCATS! Saturday, March 14th Mercury @ Machinewerks 1009 E Union Lower Seattle, WA 98122 FREE for members before 10pm $5 after *Mercury @ Machinwerks is a private club. Liquor sales to members only.*