House Dream feat. Space Cowboy

You know what you're getting with a guy who shot to fame on the back of a Prince remix and did a stint as Lady Gaga's tour DJ. Space Cowboy manages to make even the cheesiest producers on Japan's club circuit seem comparatively tasteful, proffering a fromage-laden blend of Eurodance that's probably best heard when extremely drunk. The delectable DJ Yummy plays in support, with eye candy provided by the CyberJapan bikini dancers. In a word: dumb.