Time Out says
Kevin Costner rampages around London in this amusingly terrible action flick.
When great actors meet a misguided script, the results can be hilarious. And so it proves with Criminal, a nutso mash-up of The Bourne Identity and The Man with Two Brains which, despite a laughable plot and ridiculous dialogue, somehow managed to attract Kevin Costner to the lead role, with support from Ryan Reynolds, Tommy Lee Jones, new Wonder Woman Gal Gadot and even Gary Oldman (who really needs to have a word with his agent after this and Child 44).
When London-based CIA agent Reynolds is murdered by a Spanish anarchist (yep, this is one of those movies where lefties are secretly trying to destroy the world), the remnants of his consciousness are downloaded into the troubled brain of imprisoned psychopath Costner. But it’s not long before Kev goes rogue, either rampaging around the city on the trail of an emo hacker (Michael Pitt) or home-invading Reynolds’s grieving wife (Gadot).
To give Criminal its due, none of this is ever boring: Whenever you think it’s about to lapse into a dull Eurotrash shoot-’em-up, there’s another wacky plot twist, Piers Morgan cameo or Mary Poppins-ish bit of British slang ("You’re bang out of order, you are!"). The fact that it’s all played completely straight only makes it funnier.
Cast and crew
Tommy Lee Jones