Meet cute? More like fuck angry. Rom-coms don’t get more toxic than this depressing stew of cock jokes, pussy insults and cesspool declarations of love. Self-loathing lothario Tank (Cook) is hired by broken-hearted weenies to wreak emotional terrorism on their exes and drive the unhappy couples back together again. When his closest friend (Biggs) becomes a client, Tank finds himself falling for the target (Hudson). Oddly enough, the asshole gets the girl. And the nice guy? Fuck him—he’s a pussy.