Of course the teaser for Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie is going to make you thirsty. We haven’t seen notorious Bolly-Stoli boozehounds Patsy and Edina for a few years—the beloved 1990s British sitcom last blessed us with a series of 20th anniversary specials in 2012—but now we finally get first look in advance of the first AbFab film release, which is slated for July 1 in the U.S. and U.K.
The teaser features a dreamy French Riviera tableaux, complete with caftans, boy toys in banana slings, yacht life, plenty of spritzers and air kisses, all set to Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin purring "Je t'aime… moi non plus" in the background.
It all feels like a hazy commercial for Dubonnet, but maybe it’s all the muscle relaxers the ladies have been popping. It seems their retreat to France after being “blamed for a major incident at an uber fashionable launch party” in London is playing out just fine, but really, sweetie darling, it’s just all too smooth to believe. Stand by for some drama. And fashhhhhhun. And Kate Moss, Cara Delevingne, Rebel Wilson, Jerry Hall, Joan Collins and Kim Kardashian West joining the irrepressible Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley. And, absolutely, there will be Lacroix, darling.