Where to do it: Full Circle Bar, 318 Grand St at Havemeyer St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (347-725-4588, fullcirclebar.com). E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org to sign up for league play. $100 per team (includes registration fee, games, T-shirts and online stat-keeping).
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What goes down: Three well-worn machines and two rows of wooden seating serve as the venerable Brewskee-Ball stadium, the divey home base from which league cofounders Evan Tobias and Eric Pavony run their competitive Skee-Ball empire. An eight-week "Skeeson" pits teams of three (plus one or two alternates) against each other; sign up to compete in the new season by Wednesday 5. Chanting in support of your team (Bea-Skee Boys, Skee-onc Knowles) is encouraged; it becomes second nature if you're drinking heavily while rolling. Conveniently, cans of Genny are just $3 at the bar.