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Joke of the week: Chris Distefano

Wednesday July 18 2012

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I went out with my mom for dinner last night and she already texted me this morning, asking if we could hang out again. Stage-five clinger!

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Chris Distefano plays Stand Up NY Tuesday July 24, 2012.

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Joke of the week: Chris Distefano