My dad's a great salesman. He always says, "Remember what Jesus said: 'Give a man a fish, that man knows where to go for fish. Teach a man to fish and you've just destroyed your market base.'"
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Jackie Kashian plays Sideshow Goshko Thursday February 23, 2012 and If You Build It Saturday February 25, 2012.