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Funny Valentine’s Day cards for unromantic people

For the special lady or gent in your life, these Valentine’s Day cards say “I love you” without the “Ew”

Nothing says “Be mine” quite like a traditional Valentine. But what if all those soppy love notes make you want to cringe (or vomit)? We get it: Love can be gross—especially if you’re single in New York on Valentine’s Day. That’s why we’re grateful for greeting-card designers that just, well, get it. Whether you’ve already secured a date for February 14 or you just want to show your BFF how much you care, ditch the pricey chocolates and flower shops and win ’em over with humor. These cards are made for unromantic people.

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1/14

Hartland Brooklyn Slice of Heaven card, $5, at hartlandbrooklyn.com

2/14

Debbie Draws Funny Ron Swanson card, $4, at etsy.com/shop/debbiedrawsfunny

3/14

Tay Ham You're Flawless Bey card, $6, at urbanoutfitters.com

4/14

Katie Vaz Fill-in-the-blank Valentine, $5, at etsy.com/shop/katievaz

5/14

Bete Noire Design A Dozen Roses card, $6, at etsy.com/shop/BeteNoireDesign

6/14

Cat Coven Harry Potter Valentine, $4, at etsy.com/shop/catcoven

7/14

Debbie Draws Funny Neil Diamond card, $4, at etsy.com/shop/debbiedrawsfunny

8/14

Greet 'N' Potatoes Ramen-tic card, $5, at greetnpotatoes.com

9/14

Moglea Cray Cray card, $5, at etsy.com/shop/moglea

10/14

People I've Loved I Like You I Love You card, $5, at peopleiveloved.com

11/14

Pink Olive In Spite of All Your Flaws card, $6, at pinkolive.com

12/14

Silly Reggie Big Butt Valentine card, $4, at etsy.com/shop/sillyreggie

13/14

The Paper Cub You Repulse Me the Least card, $6, at etsy.com/shop/ThePaperCub

14/14

Hartland Brooklyn You Make Me Melt card, $5, at hartlandbrooklyn.com

Comments

3 comments
Debbie T
Debbie T

So honored you featured my nutty Neil Diamond and Ron Swanson inspired cards. Thanks so much for including my designs alongside so many other awesome picks even if I am just an out of town gal from glamorous Cleveland.

Deb Turcio

DebbieDrawsFunny.com

C P S
C P S

ROFL. And I'm too old for this @#$% 

Chandra J
Chandra J

Great picks! These cards rule.