What makes you a good catch?
People pay to hear me speak about topics as disparate as Precious Moments, metadata and the Insane Clown Posse.
What’s your idea of a perfect first date?
Dating: I am so theoretically good at it, a dating site asked a journalist to interview me about their site.
Describe your ideal match
Argumentative, smart, funny, up for anything, IPA drinker.
Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a good way).
He whipped out his....accordion.
Name one thing a date could do that would make you go crazy (in a bad way).
He proclaimed Chicago the greatest city in the world.
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