It�s fur, leather and down: It�s the turducken of hats.
You�re so skinny, veins are popping out of your head.
Sometimes, life gets up your skirt.
I�m not hungry but I really want to eat right now.
If I went back to school, I would definitely study psychology and shoe making.
Nice apartment, no real job�smells like a trust-fund kid to me.
Her face bothers me. She looks like a UFC fighter.
�You�re going to Alabama?� �No. Yo Gabba Gabba!�
He sounded hot, but, like, crackhead hot.
Blockbuster went out of business but they still think I have their copy of How to Be a Player from 1999.
�I drank Smirnoff last night.� �That makes two of us!�
�It�s near�what�s that place everyone likes in Wisconsin?� �Oh, Door County!�