Heard on the street, February 14, 2013, edition

Humorous quotes overheard in Chicago.
1/12
It�s fur, leather and down: It�s the turducken of hats.
2/12
You�re so skinny, veins are popping out of your head.
3/12
Sometimes, life gets up your skirt.
4/12
I�m not hungry but I really want to eat right now.
5/12
If I went back to school, I would definitely study psychology and shoe making.
6/12
Nice apartment, no real job�smells like a trust-fund kid to me.
7/12
Her face bothers me. She looks like a UFC fighter.
8/12
�You�re going to Alabama?� �No. Yo Gabba Gabba!�
9/12
He sounded hot, but, like, crackhead hot.
10/12
Blockbuster went out of business but they still think I have their copy of How to Be a Player from 1999.
11/12
�I drank Smirnoff last night.� �That makes two of us!�
12/12
�It�s near�what�s that place everyone likes in Wisconsin?� �Oh, Door County!�
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