Nobody listens to Nirvana anymore, and that’s why everyone sucks.
I had a drink or twelve. Luckily, I had a designated stoner.
I don’t do Great America. Gives me swamp ass.
It turns out the opera singer was a male spy instead of a female singer.
Is the Burt Reynolds Theater located in Florida?
I’m going to sit on the crapper, take my meds and see how this pans out.
Bananas are people, too.
I wish I had a jail tattoo like my ex-boyfriend.
Star Wars III I thought was really great.
I don’t speak Asian.
You know, she looks just like her husband, except with a scrunchy.
We can’t afford a vacation, but at least we can afford to take mushrooms.