1. Most of the sex didn't make it to the screen
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Fifty Shades of Grey might play like 2001: A Space Odyssey for anyone who hasn’t seen a half-naked woman before, but for most viewers it’s likely to feel rather tame (it’s closer to Cinemax than Penthouse). The rumors are true: Most of the novel’s naughtiest bits—the tampon, the vaginal beads, the rubbing of Anastasia’s ass with baby oil as Christian pulls her pants “up and down like a whore’s drawers”—didn’t make the leap from the page to the multiplex. But readers who delighted in the scenes of Christian rubbing ice over Anastasia’s nipples will certainly get their money’s worth.