You know how most girls dabble in Girl Scouts but never make it past the Brownie level because you actually have to work to earn patches and the uniforms are, let's be frank, kind of heinous? Well, I actually stayed in my troop until I was in the eighth grade, which yes, was incredibly lame. You know why? Because there was a part of me that secretly hoped and wished and prayed that Phyllis Nefler would show up with her flaming red hair and crazy harlequin pastel dress and take charge of my troop so we could earn patches in Shoe Shopping and Diamond Inspection and go camping at the Beverly Hills Hotel like civilized people.
Now, thanks to the Action Pack, we can all pretend that we're part of the most fabulous group of Wilderness Girls in history at the TROOP BEVERLY HILLS Quote-Along! We'll learn important life lessons like How to Do the Freddie, The Right Way to Wear Khaki and Avoiding Stylists Named Renaldo while quoting along with our favorite lines and, of course, singing along to everyone's favorite dessert jam, "Cookie Time." Your ticket also comes with a green beret (which you are welcome to bedazzle) and a sticker set of patches so you can feel like a real Wilderness Girl.
This month's Girlie Night will most definitely be a celebration of khaki riches and cookie dreams, so get ready to boo at those stinkin' Red Feathers and prepare your best Rosa accent so we can yell, all together, "Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!" (Sarah Pitre)
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