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Damn I guess Ronald must have really pulled in the 90s.
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Jiggly puff. 6’ 2”. Attack: body slam. Defense: bouncing, retreating inside armor. Speed: 3. Special abilities: mowing over pre-teens wearing unicorn costumes and double fisting cigs. Weaknesses: getting tripped, sharp objects.
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“I swear I’m kosher, you can pull up my resume.”
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"Despite all the constant drunk sweaty Israeli teenagers covfefe."
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There’s been some serious budget cuts for the 3rd 300 movie.
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“I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine.”
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"I whip my kilt back and forth"
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“I’m going to make this chocolate bar disappear.”
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"Look at Mrs. Skeleton like that one more time and I will end you with this straw."
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"Tawt Te Tuck am I looking at?"
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The khaleesi wants to eat something different tonight. Kill some arsim.
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"Guys, flip-flops are all the rage in Kansas these days."
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Why did Axel Rose, Mr. Potato Head, a gypsy and a dog cross the road?
"Wow this is Tel Aviv, 2018, I can’t believe people still feel the need to put themselves in boxes."
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"Heyy boy, I’ll be the Ivonka to your Trump ;)"
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Half Bowie half churro-headed Teletubbie?