The Streets sang 'you're fit, but my gosh don't you know it', and that's the feeling many have about Northern Quarter. Unfortunately tarnished - although perhaps deservingly - by words like ‘hip’, it acts as the epicentre for the much loved and much sniffed at craft beer scene. Now an unbearably fashionable commodity, you can’t just order a drink willy-nilly – here’s a guide to not getting berated by bar staff and eight things you shouldn't say in the area's bars.
1) Why does it only come in a half? I want a pint.
Ordering a drink is not to be underestimated in certain parts of NQ. Whilst you may think Magic Rock want to get you bladdered with Cannonball, it is seldom served in pint form. Always be sure to check ABVs and measures before declaring your desire for a pint of 9% chilli-infused porter.
2) I can totally tell the difference between a porter and a stout.
Sticking with porter, let’s be honest - no one really knows the difference. People often describe stouts as 'more of a porter' and vice versa – is that a criticism? There is far too much overlap to give a decisive answer. A stout may be prone to that coffee flavour, but really don’t ask, just nod.
3) Just give me an IPA, any will do.
Just remember - not all IPAs are created equal. Don't be afraid of asking the bar staff for their recommendations or tasters.
4) Are you showing the football? Kicks off in a minute, mate!
Whilst not applicable to all bars (Montpellier's and Tib Street Tavern often advertise match days) there is still a feeling that sport doesn't always fit in with the craft beer world, so don't expect to see the Derby or Super League Grand Final being screened in most places in the NQ.
5) I’m lost.
Ah the fresh-faced glow of youth and innocence. You may have started to pull away from The Courtyard and Propaganda nights and now you’re wandering around Ancoats looking for The Castle. Do your research! Gawping at Dusk til Pawn could seriously reduce your hipster points in a matter of seconds and have you back singing ‘Mr Brightside’ in a matter of minutes.
6) I prefer Deansgate Locks.
You may have gone there on Freshers' Week and for your friend's mum's birthday, but oh boy, don't use that kind of language around here! We're all used to paying over £3.50 for a drink but at least have the courtesy to do it in somewhere that isn't a chain, pfft.
7) Why am I paying £5.00 for beer in a fizzy drink can?
Cans are in - everyone will be putting their highly carbonated beer in cans soon - and yes, a fiver looks like a lot for a Coke can with IPA written on it, but you have to respect the trendiness and coolness of these little things. Best tip to avoid 'can-induced' rage; close your eyes, hand over a tenner and don't look at the change, then enjoy!
8) I love the Northern Quarter, I only drink/eat/hang here.
Yeah, yeah the first rule of craft beer club is don’t talk about craft beer club yada yada. NQ is awesome, but you're not meant to say that, just go there and pretend you didn't stop off at Greggs in Piccadilly Gardens first.
See Time Out's Northern Quarter area guide.