Say what you want about reality TV: that it is the nicotine of entertainment media; the reason aliens refuse to make contact with us; why our brains are the consistency of Greek yogurt. But, you can’t deny that it, uh, exists?
And fans of such shows are sure to get a kick out of Xfinity launching the “world’s first reality TV bar” right here in sunny South Beach, the setting of many acclaimed reality series such as Basketball Wives, Love & Hip Hop, South Beach Tow and many more programs we have removed from our mind with the help of professional hypnotherapists.
Xfinity’s reality TV bar is happening right now through January 9 at Ricky’s South Beach. The pop-up features special realty cocktails such as the Mascara Tears rosé, Frenemy champagne, Backstabber mimosa, Fake Apology margarita, Cougar on the Loose Cosmopolitan and more. There’s food too! Order a “scene stealing ceviche” or an “on the Jersey Shore Sicilian pizza” before tossing the plate at your nearest enemy. The bar will also feature props from different reality shows, like the Jersey Shore duck phone.
Expect appearances by reality stars too. JWOWW from the Jersey Store stops by on Tuesday, January 8, and cast members from shows like the Titan Games, The Real Housewives and MTV’s Ex on the Beach will be stopping by as well.
If all this sounds like your kind of party, stop by Ricky’s before Wednesday and remember: you’re not there to make friends, sweetie.
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