Why are these Miami babies so much cooler than us?

Here, in no particular order, is a list of things that us—the adults—can do better than babies: walk, math, eat well-done steak, remember our ABCs, paperwork, pick out clothes, understand the concept of clothing, not eat our own fingers, light fireworks, not be scared of new smells, keep saliva in mouth, shake hands and so, so much more. The results are in, folks: adults are better than babies at almost everything. So why are Miami babies showing us the eff up on Instagram? They. Are. Everywhere. We could barely make it through our roundup of Miami’s best places to drink in the sun without being fashion shamed by these colicky icons! We’re busy enough keeping up with our 14-year-old nephew Forrester and now you’re telling us we’ve got competition from infants!

Have you scrolled through the #MiamiBabies of Instagram recently? Well, strap in and prepare to feel like Señor Dork who lives on the corner of Nerd Avenue and Simpleton Street!

1. Seriously!?

A post shared by Stephanie Camilo [GOD💓] (@stephaniecamilo19) on Mar 25, 2018 at 9:01pm PDT

2. Unwarranted!

A post shared by Gabe Trujillo (@good_time_gabe) on Mar 11, 2018 at 7:55pm PDT

3. I’m never going in public again.

A post shared by Becca Lago (@beer_n_babies) on Mar 3, 2018 at 3:43pm PST

4. Your newborn is mocking me with her understated yet felicitous streetwear style!

A post shared by 👸🏽 PrincessYana 👸🏽 (@princessyanamills) on Mar 25, 2018 at 4:29pm PDT

5. Oh, this is just mean.

A post shared by jo. (@joannebenko) on Dec 8, 2017 at 5:24pm PST

6. How do I log off!?

A post shared by Aubrey (@aubrey_isabella) on Mar 25, 2018 at 4:08pm PDT

7. My spirit is broken.

A post shared by Susy T • Portrait Photographer (@starsandstrobes) on Mar 26, 2018 at 2:44pm PDT

8. Oh, and this one’s just eating carbs, huh!

A post shared by Worlds Happiest\Hungriest Baby (@foodbabymiami) on Nov 17, 2017 at 6:09pm PST

9. OshKosh B’You’Gotta’Be’Kiddin’Me!

A post shared by Marel Holler Hinners (@marelhollerhinners) on Feb 28, 2018 at 9:50am PST

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