Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Nightlife, Clubs South Beach
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Do Not Sit On the Furniture
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And the award for best nightclub name goes to! This spot on the beach is expertly decorated, lined from ceiling to floor with gold-painted cassette tapes and a dance floor topped with a glowing flying saucer for a light fixture. Designed more for dancing than sitting (hence the name), it's packed tight and kept very dark, except for those moments the fixture flashes and illuminates everything around you. Partially owned and operated by internationally renown DJ-producer Behrouz and Electric Pickle’s Will Renuart, Do Not Sit has earned a reputation for top-tier guest acts and underground sensibilities—no VIP allowed.

By: Kat Bein

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Venue name: Do Not Sit On The Furniture
Contact:
Address: 423 16th St
Miami Beach
33139
Cross street: at Washington Ave
Opening hours: Thu 11pm–5am; Fri–Sat 10pm–5am; Sun 10am–4pm
Price: $$$
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Located in the former Boom Boom Room and Bella Rose space, Do Not Sit on the Furniture has taken the tiny club, sparsely decorated it, and forced patrons to adhere to its namesake motto. And who has time for sitting, anyway, when there's so much dancing to be done? Opened in 2013 by San Francisco's DJ Behrouz,  Do Not Sit has proven that South Beach's club scene is capable of sustaining a venue where bottle service and EDM are nonexistent. From the space ship disco ball to the powerful sound system and the made-for-selfies wall of gold cassette tapes, there's so much to love about this dance spot.