Tootsie's Cabaret

Tootsie's has it all, from a 400-square-foot mainstage to private rooms to a full-service restaurant that offers breakfast, lunch and dinner (regulars swear by Tootsie’s lemon pepper chicken wings). The former warehouse space is one of the largest gentlemen’s clubs in Miami and nearly every inch of this colossal venue is covered in plush red velvet. The upstairs area is best suited for customers interested in a quiet meal (it’s free to enter before 7pm) while the large main area is busy and bustling. The upside to sticking with the crowds? You won’t feel pressured to splurge on a lap dance. Tootsie’s is around the corner from a church, but nobody judges you in Miami.