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Quiz: can you spot the fake doom metal band?

They’re all ridiculous, but half of these doom metal band names are actually real. Can you spot which is which?

James Manning
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Guy Parsons
James Manning

What’s the best thing about doom metal? Is it the massive pummelling riffs? The spaced-out stoner lyrics? No – it’s the fact that pretty much every band on the scene has a totally bonkers name.

Ahead of this weekend’s doom metal and stoner rock festival Desertfest (April 24 – 26), we’ve picked five awesome bands from the line-up and mixed them up with five equally awesome-sounding bands that don’t actually exist. Can you tell the difference? Let’s go.

1) THE ATOMIC BITCHWAX: real or fake?


2) How about BONGSMASHER?


3) Yes, it’s a famous WWII movie. But is there also a doom metal band called DAS BOOT?

Das Boot

4) Do DOPETHRONE exist or did we make them up?


5) Did a band really name themselves after popular serif typeface GARAMOND?


6) Are you convinced by ICKE AND THE LIZARD APOCALYPSE?

Icke and the Lizard Apocalypse

7) It's a v. strange name. Does LVNAR CULT pass the smell test?

Lvnar Cult

8) Is NOOTHGRUSH an actual band?


9) SLY & THE FAMILY DRONE: a pun too good to be true?

Sly and the Family Drone

10) And finally, TEN FOOT WIZARD: real or fake?

Ten Foot Wizard
Easy, tiger - You've missed one or more questions!

The real bands were: The Atomic Bitchwax, Dopethrone, Noothgrush, Sly & The Family Drone and Ten Foot Wizard.
The fake ones were: Bongsmasher, Das Boot, Garamond, Icke And The Lizard Apocalypse, and Lvnar Cult. Fake logos designed by Bryan Mayes.

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