Every Body Portland { Fka Big Dick's House Of Big Boobs }

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EveryBODY *The DIY Strip Club formally known as BDHOBB* is hot and sweaty and ready to blow your mind and all your holes wide open (consensually of course)! Whether you're creating the show or watching the other performers go, the only thing to know is that EveryBODY is a judgement-free zone. Fat, skinny, waxed, hairy, white, brown, tanned, tone, ready to bone... we want to see what you got! Here at EveryBODY, our golden rule is: SHAKE YOUR DICK, DON'T BE A DICK! Free your mind and your ass will follow!

ANYONE can dance, no stage experience necessary. Our philosophy of "beauty" is that humans are unique snowflakes of flesh and fur. We don't care for the socially prescribed rules of "beauty" and we hope that you are willing to get weird / gross / shocking / sexy / funny / uncomfortable / excited / and unpredictable, whether you're in the crowd spectating or on the stage gyrating. If you are used to being on a stage, please relish in this opportunity to do the thing you have ALWAYS wanted to do, but no other party would allow.

- NO PHOTOS (Leave that phone in your pocket and set it to vibrate, hard )
- NO TOUCHING ( Keep your hands in your own pants please )
- NO JERKS ( Please invite friends and open minded people only )
- NO DRUGS ( You don't need that shit this party is so fucking fun... )

PRICE: $15 Advance tickets (www.cascadetickets.com/event/?performer_id=6550388) $15 cash at the door - This gets you in and you get $5 Booty Bux to tip with! Everyone pays the same, dancers included. Bring extra singles so you can tip even more ;)

LOCATION: Bossanova Ballroom

DJ + HOST: Patrick Buckmaster

IF YOU WANT TO PERFORM: Email the following to corinne.loperfido@gmail.com:
> MP3 of your song (NO youtube or soundcloud links)
> Your stage name
> Your preferred slot #1-16
> City + Date of show

Anyone can dance!! No rules!! There are 16 performance slots available **No more intermission, more time for the post-show-shit-show dance party!! If you want to perform, it’s first come first serve and it fills up fast. Ya snooze, ya loose - there will not be any slots left open if you wait till a few days before the event... If you dance, you get tipped in booty bux and then cash it in at the end of the night for REAL $$$!!
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