The Pressure, Dig A Pony and Montucky present: THE AMAZING STUMPTOWN SPELLING BEE! Monday March 16, 2015 at Dig A Pony - YO! It's almost springtime, so spring into spelling (and alcohol and rad humans) this monday at the ASSBEE! Always a dang good time, whether participating or just being a spectator. It's like a game show, only with more of a word-type situation with a live deejay named DJ Anton. Also, sorry for saying "spring into spelling," as that was pretty dumb. THE RULES: SIGN UP starts at 7pm ($5 dollars to enter) BEE starts starts at 8pm! Each time you win a word you get a can of official Stumptown Spelling Beer (MONTUCKY!). The winner of the Bee receives a prize of cold, hard American cash (and the envy of their peers). That's about all. Hilarity ensues. Etcetera. Sign up at 7pm / Contest at 8ish / $5 to enter the competition / 21 plus A huge thanks to the judges, DJ Anton, all the contestants and the Dig A Pony staff for making it dang great thus far. - DJ Anton providing "dope tunes" Hosted by Adam R. Garcia COME GET STUMPED.