Who's Metal As Fuck

Portland's most brutal game show where contestants try to prove they are most metal. Hosted by the hilariously evil Wednesday Weiss and assisted the evilly hilarious Dan Weber. There will be two rounds for our contestants to prove they deserve the crown. The first round will consist of our contestants answering the following questions: What the fuck did they just say? How the fuck did that get made? Who in the fuck are those guys? The second round consists of one challenge; Hey Baby I'm In A Band. Our contestants will have to attempt to pick up Wednesday using information about a fictional metal band they have made up. It's going to be awkward and hysterical. Our contestants for this first show are: Jon Washington (Master of Dragons) Nariko Ott (Satan's Third Hand Man) Katie Nguyen (The God Slaughterer) It's going to be amazing. And fucking metal. So fucking metal.