The Kaye Hole
Reuben Kaye is bringing his loose late-night show back to Forum Melbourne for two queer, messy, fast and furious nights. We went along to one of last year's shows at the same venue â keep reading for our 2023 review of The Kaye Hole.
An irresistible cocktail of spicy, sweet and sexy, Reuben Kayeâs variety extravaganza, The Kaye Hole, had us addicted from the first hit. We were welcomed into the holy church of Reuben Kaye with open arms and naked butts. It was a delayed service, with the audience on the edge of their seats, frothing with anticipation. However, we all know good things come to those who wait (and that we queer folk are fashionably never on time).Â
Smiling with a devilish grin, Kaye was hauled onto the Forum stage by âthe tail of Satanâ. The tail, in this instance, was a rope hooked under a manâs penis, and not the tail tucked into the back of Posie Parkerâs pants. Dressed head-to-toe in a ravishing red, Kaye extended the official welcome to âhis holeâ with a sinfully-charged rendition of 'Celebrity Skin', met with symphonic praise.Â
Unlike many religious/cult leaders, Kayeâs moments were laced with candid self-awareness. Addressing his recent controversial appearance on The Project, he lamented that his longing for an illustrious television career was cut short. He cooed with exposed chapless cheeks, âbaby did a boo booâ, and shamed the media for âcrucifying a Jew this publicly so close to Easterâ.Â
The Kaye Hole was a variety show true to its name, as all the a