Open Call For Superheroes

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Attention all unsanctioned and unaffiliated superheroes! The Superhuman Intelligence Task Force will be conducting open interviews in Seattle, WA on April 8th. The interviews will be conducted in the basement of the Aegis Security Headquarters (formally the Rendezvous)

Sign ups are in-person at 7pm. The interviews will begin at 7:30pm and continue until 9pm. Late comers may be interviewed as time allows.

Use of powers, magic, super science or any other form of enhanced ability is strictly prohibited on federal property. This is NOT a demonstration of your abilities. This a a pre-screening interview ONLY.

There will be a Level Nine dampening field in place. If your equipment or powers are vital to your survival, please contact Special Super Agent Samantha Sampson to arrange an offsite interview.

Super pets, familiars, and automatons will be allowed provided they are accompanied by a hero at all times. Paired sidekicks - you will be interviewed with your hero so we can observe the dynamics of your relationship. Freelance 'kicks may interview solo.

Costumes are encouraged but not required. We understand that many of you are new to the superhero game. Please be prepared to describe your costume. If you are assigned to a team, it's important that your color scheme doesn't clash with your teammates.

Out of town and traveling heroes are welcome. All experienced heroes should bring a head shot and a resume with at least two references. If your references are deceased, note that on your resume and we will enlist the services of a licensed necromancer.

In accordance with President Whilhite's recent executive order on government transparency, these proceedings will be open to the public. All non-interviewees will be required to pay a $5 entrance fee. This money will offset the costs for the federally mandated mind wipes all non-heroes will receive at the conclusion of the interviews.
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