Ryan And Calvin's Fourth Annual Fourth Official No Holds Barred Pumpkin Carving Contest!!!!!

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Ryan And Calvin's Fourth Annual Fourth Official No Holds Barred Pumpkin Carving Contest!!!!!
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Well my fiends! All hallows eve is upon us again. The best way to usher in the spookiest day of the year is to roll up your goddamn sleeve's, get your hands dirty and carve a goddamn pumpkin, watch a few horror flicks, stuff your gaping maw with candy and win some goddamn prizes.

Due to the overwhelming popularity of my past pumpkin carving contests, this year I have added former pumpkin champion and carving master CALVIN BROWN to our administration to help curate the best goddamn pumpkin contest in the Country.

The rules are simple... there are none.

This is a no holds barred event, Pumpkins will be provided on a first come, first serve basis. Carving begins at 8 pm and continues until the wee hours of the night, or until someone cuts their finger off.

There will be side events, door prizes, tricks and treats, and plenty of liquor. I have an ample supply of carving tools, but feel free to bring anything you want to enhance your pumpkin.

Come out tomorrow, have some good old fashion wholesome halloween fun, carve a fucking pumpkin and find out whole will take home the highly coveted 24k solid gold bottle of Jameson!


Past winners include:

2012: Mike Kirk
2013: Calvin Brown
2014: Bobby Deuce

Who will be the next champion? History will be made... tommorrow night ... at Ronnie's Local 069
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