Suspect Video Presents Cease And Desist!: An Evening With Barbara

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Suspect Video Presents   Cease And Desist!: An Evening With Barbara
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The event creator says
STOP!!!!

It has come to Barbara's attention that you have all been involved in the illegal downloading and streaming of copy written materials. Typically, the fine for this is a personal visit from Barbara themselves. Though recent amendments to the punishment by way of horror act ( P.B.W.H.) have forced us to seek less direct means of retribution.

You may atone for your infraction, in person, on August 15th at Suspect Video.

You will be forced to endure an invigorated sense of wonder and 2 or more visceral human interactions. We feel that this is more than fair on our part.

Please bring 2 pieces of photo ID. Health cards will NOT be accepted as a valid form of ID. But a piece of unopened mail, that you could easily have forged, WILL count as an acceptable form of identification.

Should you choose not to appear for your scheduled sentencing, Barbara will have no choice but to write a scathing tune about exactly the kind of person that you know you are, but are unwilling to admit.

We thank you in advance for your compliance with regards to this matter.

Luv Barbara ♥
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