So, Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee for president of the United States and, while we remain completely politically neutral on such matters, there are those who find the development frightening. Like, throw-your-children-and-possessions-in-the-car-because-the-War-of-the-Worlds-aliens-are-totally-destroying-that-bridge-over-yonder frightening.
Stepping in to help those people in their time of fear are our friendly neighbors to the north: Canadians.
New matchmaking service Maple Match says it is here to help Americans who fear a Trump presidency find a Canadian to partner with. According to the Maple Match website, the service "makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency."
The matchmaking service is yet to launch, but folks can head to their website to join a wait list (just fill in your details and click "save me from this madness" to register).
First to register might be one of the many American celebrities who have vowed to evacuate the land of the free should the Donald triumph in November: among them, George Lopez, Miley Cyrus and Cher, who has said she will move to Jupiter if it happens.
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