Uber is aiming to create the world's biggest ice cream social on Friday, and we'll be damned if it doesn't sound delightful.
Between 11am and 3pm today, users of the mega-popular ride-sharing app can toggle to the UberEATS option and select "Instant Delivery" for either a Magnum or Klondike bar—and it's completely free.
The promotion is being held in more than 400 cities across the world, so your poor diet habits can be temporarily excusable, as you can take solace in the fact that thousands of other people across the planet will be eating a hunk of the same processed, drippy dairy goop at the same exact time. It can also be a useful calorie boost as you ramble across your city playing Pokemon Go like the millions of other lemmings across the country.
Find out if your city is taking part in the promotion here.