12. Snack Wrap


One would thank wrapping a new McCrispy Strip in a tortilla, then throwing on some sauce and cheese would be a grand combination. But this is the food equivalent of wrapping a great Art Deco building in aluminum siding. The sauces, both the ranch and spicy, are two of the most spit-your-food-out salty, creamy messes I’ve ever encountered. The cheese is a raw, shredded version of the heavily processed stuff on the burgers, which, when unmelted, tastes like eating glue. The tortilla is equally sad, both cold and flavorless. Like a bad first date, it’s best to move along from this mistake as quickly as possible.
Price: $2.99
Calories: 380-390
Order with: Nothing on them. The chicken tender in the wrap alone is actually not bad. Add in some BBQ sauce and you may just save the thing.