Eager to be single this Valentine's Day? Pizza Hut is here to help.
The pizza chain just announced it's newest pie, a hot honey pizza with pepperoni, which can be cutely packaged as a "goodbye pie." Because why not bid your future ex farewell with a greasy, spicy, cheesy way to eat their feelings?
Starting on Tuesday, February 6—AKA Red Tuesday, when pre-Valentine's Day breakups are expected to kick off—Pizza Hut is offering free Goodbye Pies for heartbreakers in New York, Chicago and Miami. Visit GoodbyePies.com to order and set yourself free. The special pizzas will be delivered with a personalized, simple message on custom packaging, holding a hot, sweet, and spicy Hot Honey pizza to ease the pain. The custom Goodbye Pie pizza boxes also leave a space on the top for the name of the lucky person you decided to break up with via a pizza.
Even if Goodbye Pies aren't in your city, you can use the website for Pizza Hut's help writing breakup text for you to send, along with a link to a gift card for a free Hot Honey pizza, which, well, you can keep for yourself or share with your former beloved. All offers are while supplies last.
Wordsmith? Write your own breakup note to accompany your favorite pizza delivery to your least favorite person. Let's make goodbye pies a thing.