Classic Super Smash Bros. Tournament

Because you asked for it, both in person and via Reddit, Joystick will be hosting a Super Smash Bros. tournament. None of this Brawl or Melee or Wii U nonsense, just the original, in all its squishy glory. Signups will begin when we open, and the tournament will kick off around 8:00. It ends when one competitor stands victorious, having crushed their enemies, seen them driven before them and heard the lamentations of their women! First place: $25 in Joystick Bucks Second place: $15 in Joystick Bucks Third place: 24 ounces of cold Genessee