Indefinitely Cancelled Metal Show

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FACE CRUSHING LOCAL METAL? DO YOU HAVE 8 BUCKS? DO YOU LIKE COOKING DEAD ANIMALS TO A CRISPY PERFECTION OVER BURNING EMBERS? DO YOU LIKE BOOZE, BABES, AND BITCHIN' STAGE SHOWS!? WELL GET READY MOTHERFUCKER, BECAUSE #CHURCHOFMETAL IS THE NEW SUNDAY LOCAL METAL WEEKLY WITH 2 HOURS OF CHILLIN AND GRILLIN LEADING INTO 3 HOURS OF SOME STRAIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE, ASS KICKING METAL. PREPARE YOURSELF, HEATHENS! JUNE 8TH Seconds to Infinity I'll Be An Empire Dead Reckoning