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Mary Xxx Mess says
Ho! Ho! Ho! Calling all hoes!

It's almost time to gather with families or whatever you're obligated to do on The Most Wonderful Day of the Year. So let's get together and really blow it out. It's time to sit in Santa's lap and do inappropriate things under the mistletoe.

DJs Sam Rothstein and Ree de la Vega will be giving the gift of music and making sure this night ain’t silent.

Santa's Little Radical Fairies will be upstairs at the Boozy Cougar slinging drinks, selling shots and making merriment all night long.

If all that doesn’t deck your halls then we’ve got a special gift in store. Dirty St. Nick will be coming down our chimney to make the rounds for Glenwood Mills Holiday Portraits! Yes, you can get your picture taken with The Man with All the Toys. You'd better start working on the perfect Holiday Innuendo for your Instagram feed right now. Santa's watching.

Just grab a Yule Log and let's start banging!*

*feel free to use that one if you like
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