No, we don't mean the beardy guy who rolled round the desert with his mates doing miracles. We mean the superstar DJ dream team combo of Jackmaster, Eats Everything, Seth Troxler and Skream, who are bringing their four-way back-to-back show to Birmingham's Rainbow on Saturday May 2.
We're not quite sure where they got the 'u' from in their acronymic name, but hey, who cares about the minor details when you're four of the biggest DJs on the planet?
Born from a (we're guessing inebriated) conversation in Ibiza last summer, J.E.S.U.S. is much more than just a quartet of men with massive messiah complexes, it actually represents a truly exciting coming together of four of dance music's most gifted and revered DJs.
First initiated for Ibiza's Sonica radio station last summer, where the guys held an eight-week residency called the 'Bigger Than J.E.S.u.S Show', and then taken global with a Boiler Room show in July, May's show at Rainbow will be the first time the four have played together in this way in Birmingham.
Tickets for the show are now on sale at £20 each here, and the party runs from midday to 10pm. For an idea of what to expect, check out the video of the J.E.S.u.S. Boiler Room show from last year below.