UpStairs on the Square (CLOSED)

From the design team of Barbie and Matisse - or so it would seem from the pink and gold decor of the Soirée Room and the Fauvist palette of the Monday Club Bar - this eye-popping double-decker in Harvard Square is apt to scandalise your pearl-choked Aunt Muckety-Muck. So don't take her. Instead, bring a date you can get to know over artful cocktails and contemporary American cuisine that's usually as tasty as it is playfully intriguing.