Eight Oscar speeches that will make you cringe

Can you guess what these Oscar winners said in their acceptance speeches?

We’ve scoured the best Oscar acceptance speeches to come up with ten winning ways to accept a gold statuette in front of an audience of millions Hollywood stars put blood, sweat and tears into their Oscar acceptance speeches. But what should they say? How to strike the balance between humble and I-was-born-to-shine? Luckily, plenty of Oscar winners have gone before them, showing us how to give a winning Academy Award speech. The latest film interviews Jim Jarmusch ‘As we film, my movies just get funnier’ The coolest director on the planet talks Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston and space mushroomsRead the interview Joaquin Phoenix 'I always think acting is hard' Joaquin Phoenix is the go-to actor for haunted, but he's softened up to play a writer in 'Her'Read the interview Judi Dench ‘The Oscars are very long, but very exciting’ Nominated for her role in ‘Philomena’, Judi Dench talks about how it feels to win an OscarRead the interview Matthew McConaughey ‘If I win an Oscar, I won’t be at a loss for words’The actor explains how he dropped 47 pounds to play a man with AidsRead the interview Kenneth Branagh ‘We asked what it means to be a patriot in 2014’ The actor-director was on both sides of the camera for ‘Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit’ Read the interview The best films now showing Her A brilliant, soulful 'Terminator'-meets-'Brief Encounter' (kind of) love story Nymphomaniac: Part One Hardcore sex and fly-fishing. Only in a Lars Von Trier film… Da

The latest film interviews Jim Jarmusch ‘As we film, my movies just get funnier’ The coolest director on the planet talks Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston and space mushroomsRead the interview Joaquin Phoenix 'I always think acting is hard' Joaquin Phoenix is the go-to actor for haunted, but he's softened up to play a writer in 'Her'Read the interview Judi Dench ‘The Oscars are very long, but very exciting’ Nominated for her role in ‘Philomena’, Judi Dench talks about how it feels to win an OscarRead the interview Matthew McConaughey ‘If I win an Oscar, I won’t be at a loss for words’The actor explains how he dropped 47 pounds to play a man with AidsRead the interview Kenneth Branagh ‘We asked what it means to be a patriot in 2014’ The actor-director was on both sides of the camera for ‘Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit’ Read the interview Best films now showing Her A brilliant, soulful 'Terminator'-meets-'Brief Encounter' (kind of) love story Nymphomaniac: Part One Hardcore sex and fly-fishing. Only in a Lars Von Trier film… Dallas Buyers Club Matthew McConaughey is Oscar-winningly good as a man with Aids in 1980s Texas The Oscars are never short on controversy, with upsets and outrages as integral to the awards as blubby speeches and little black dresses. Unlikely victors aside, though, it’s the shortlists where some of the biggest surprises are to be found. And while we don’t doubt these ten folk wholeheartedly deserved their moments of recognition,