In brief: Manuel from ‘Fawlty Towers’ playing Captain Hook in the Wigan Pier panto.
Let’s get this out of the way. ‘Scarface’ is not a good movie, although it is a hilarious, demented and massively entertaining one. It’s hard to say if Pacino’s performance as a crazed Cuban drug lord is actually bad, or if he’s impersonating Latin America’s angriest oompa-loompa on a cocaine bender. In which case it’s genius.
Worst line: ‘Manolo, choot dat piece a chit!’
Ham-ometer: Thick-sliced and oh-so-spicy.