11 ways to make anyone from Miami fall in love with you

Dating, in general, is tough. But dating in Miami—where the women are beautiful, the men are fit and the weather demands that both show tons of skin—puts even more strain on singles. The trick to making a love connection in the 305? A little luck, a lot of cash and these 11 tips guaranteed to make a Miamian fall in love with you.

1. Have access to a boat

"You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat!" 

2. Don’t live with your parents

Single Latin men, it's time you considered other roommates.

3. Start a blog or new business

Side hustles are sexy! Plus, free stuff will make him/her think you’re cool.

4. Go to college

You’ll be head and shoulders above the competition.

5. Pile on the PDA

Miamians are really affectionate people.

6. Work out

Thrice-weekly Barry’s Bootcamp classes might get you laid.

7. Listen!

Stop talking about yourself.

8. Know people who know people

How else are you going to sneak your potential SO into Art Basel parties?

9. Speak Spanish

Not only is it Miami’s unofficial language, but Español es sexy.

10. Know how to salsa dance

This is non-negotiable.

11. Don’t say “bro”

Really, bro, just don’t.

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