8th Annual Springwater Free Beer Auction

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Please join your auctioneers, Chris Aubrey and Craig Smith, for an afternoon of improv, absurdity, rampant stupidity, and a spectacle so perverse and politically incorrect that we may all get arrested. This could finally be our year. You certainly don’t want to miss it. Did we mention FREE BEER?

You know the drill by now – Every single dollar spent on our handpicked selection of goodies goes straight to the bar and magically turns into beer. You don’t have to purchase items to get free drinks, but trust us: You’ll want to. We have the finest swag in town, curated for the curious.

Some finer points of past auctions include: Hydrocephalic kitten in a jar, Mike Raber’s gooey eye patch, a dehydrated bull penis, various taxidermy, musical instruments and gear, live beard shaving, Millie Jackson's gently used diaphragm, badass local artwork, bowling at TVs, and as always, a date with an actual living person who is undoubtedly more attractive than you.

If you’d like to donate to the auction, please talk to Chris or Craig and they may consider your item. We don’t want your mom’s old work clothes unless your mom is an astronaut. You get the picture.

As always, Angel will be slinging your free drinks and Noah and Jenna will be providing your jams.
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