March 11th, This Day In HIStory :
1425 BC - Thutmose III, Pharaoh of Egypt, dies (according to the Low Chronology of the 18th Dynasty).
537 AD - Goths lay siege to Rome
843 AD - Icon veneration officially re-instated in Hagia Sophia Cathedral in Constantinople
2016 AD - Heavy Breather releases a new-fangled cassette tape with Cold Lunch Recordings. Sick Ass Bands play Sick Ass show at Sick Ass Venue. HIStoy ends.
These Sick Ass Bands are :
Mesmer Tea - Their sexx music will ferment strong and heady in the cavernous twists of your ear cellar.
Heavy Breather - Celebrating their debut release on Cold Lunch Recordings. (A morning-after without at least half a dozen preganancy scares will be considered a dull affair.)
FEELS - LA Grunge-smiths who've perfected the balance between mastering the craft and kicking people's teeth in. ( It should be mentioned that the aforementioned people, whose aforementioned teeth were aforementiondly kicked in, payed for the treatment gladly, considering it a service of great boon and momentum.)
Ron Gallo - Empires rise and fall, enterprises of great pith their currents turn awry, but Gallo is eternal. Hail Ron? Hail Yeah!
Well Hot Daniel Y'all!! this is lookin' to be a rip-roarin' night of good times and bad decisions.
PLUS, the first 30 cakeboys (or girls) who enter the club will have the opportunity to snag a little sampler cassette of all these swell bands.
Gee golly gee we can't wait to see y'all there!!!
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