Do you have:
The Determination of the Mermaid?
The Heart of the Centaur?
The Cunning of the Griffin?
and the Speed of the Pegasus?
Coming to the 2015 Sacramento Comedy Spot 48 Hour Comedy Marathon, it's the most GRUELING, TREACHEROUS, DEATH DEFYING, 1K obstacle mud run that the entire world has ever had the misfortune of being subjected to: The Colossal Mercentaugriffasus Spurt! *
35 Hours into the marathon, it's gonna be time for a SPURT of energy to power us the rest of the way through this thing. So join 48 Hour Comedy Marathon host, Jesse Jones, for this GRUELING one kilometer trip through downtown which will test the very limits of human endurance!
Meet up at the start/finish line outside the Comedy Spot to stretch it out and take a quick run (or walk, probably walk) around the 1k circuit. Rejoin your fellow runners back at the Spot for celebratory snacks and beverages.
Push yourself up to and beyond what you believe to be your physical limits, discover your true potential for an entire 1000 meters and show the world your Mercentaugriffagus SPIRIT! Do you have what it takes?! ... Probably, you probably do. SO BE THERE!
* All of this is to say that we're going to walk/run around a 4 square block area of midtown outside the Comedy Spot at 7am and there might be some wet dirt to step over and maybe a big hula hoop to step through or something equally ridiculous... We might be over hyping it a bit.
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