We've all got great intentions to make 2016 our best year yet. But will we really loose 15 pounds and get a dog? This year, we're aiming high, but we're also pretty sure most San Franciscans won't be able to follow through on these 12 New Year's resolutions, so matter how hard we try:
1. Walking more and using our favorite ride-share app less. It's a good idea to walk, but it's an easy idea to Uber.
2. Posting less to social media. Yeah, we won't do selflies in 2016—until we have one amazing outfit day or something funny to tweet and then all bets are off.
3. Getting a table at The Progress. That's totally (not) going to happen.
4. Shaving the beard. We're going to face 2016 fresh-faced. Not in January and February, of course. But maybe March. Or April. We'll see.
5. Planting a vegetable garden. San Francisco is home to some great community gardens, but she's also home to some great organic farm box deliveries.
6. Talking to our neighbors. Why do so few San Franciscans chat up their neighbors? We keep planning to break this bad habit, but the guy to our left is really weird.
7. Getting a bike. Joining the masses of Market Street bikers and saving the planet, once we save up that grand for a decent bicycle. Only it might get stolen. Never mind.
8. Running Bay To Breakers. We will forgo the costumes and booze next year and really run the race. Unless our friends talk us out of it.
9. Sneaking into Super Bowl 50. The fear of arrest might trump our desire to see Coldplay at half-time.
10. Getting our own Netflix account in 2016. Really. No more sharing an account with everyone we went to college with—only, like, half of them.
11. Calling our mom more. We're really going to try and do this one until she asks us who we're dating.
12. Saving money. In San Francisco? Haha.