¡Viva La Beava! ¡Viva La Karaoke!

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¡Viva La Beava! ¡Viva La Karaoke! says
For too long we have been treated as pawns by the corrupt oligarchy of this sin-cursed world; pitted against each other for profit or amusement as they look down upon us from their Ivory Towers and sneer at us as semi-human refuse.

WE SAY NO LONGER! On Sunday night, we at the Beaver Karaoke TAKE BACK what is rightfully ours! We will DECLARE OUR INDEPENDENCE by wielding the greatest weapons we have: slaying at Number One Summer Jams and covertly touching each others' butts. We will party our way to REVOLUTION!

Join Shane "Hot to Trotsky" Cooley and Devon "Mao Tse-Tongue Kisses" as we wage an Erotic War of Liberation against our oppressors through music and hedonism and declare The Beaver to be a Free Independent State. No Rules, Just Right.

Prizes for:
- Revolutionary Spirit
- Revolutionary Songs
- Revolutionary Outfits
- Prince and the Revolution
- Touching Our Butts

Come with us and craft the party nation you have always dreamed but never dared believe could be birthed. Also we'll drop a Pokemon Go lure there or something. Maybe - I don't know how that stuff works the app doesn't work on my phone.
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