James Corden and Madonna are now officially friends. But don't confuse the terms of their friendship: "I'm your bitch, there's no denying that," says Corden to Madonna. "I'm basically your butler."
Assuring America that she was, is and will forever remain the only Queen of Music, Madonna joins Corden on Carpool Karaoke for a ride around New York City.
Singing "Ray of Light," "Music," "Express Yourself," "Vogue" (complete with voguing, of course) and "Papa Don't Preach," among other songs, the superstar artist contorts herself in positions that should never be replicated in a car and shocks Corden himself when twerking while in the front seat and sticking her head and legs out for all of New York City to see.
But the best moment of the segment comes courtesy of an a cappella version of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina," from the 1996 Evita movie that Madonna famously starred in, during which both riders really get into character.
Other memorable bits include Madonna revealing she's French kissed Michael Jackson in the past ("I did get to loose him up with a glass of Chardonnay and it did wonders"), criticizing Corden's fashion style ("[Your wife] is lucky. I think the best thing in the world is to be married to someone funny... All that's missing is a good dress sense") and revealing that she has been ex-communicated by the Church three times but remains fascinated by nuns ("I kind of wanted to be a nun when I was younger. I liked their uniform, it's kind of perverse. I imagined all sorts of things were going on under that big long robe").
All hail Queen Madonna.