He looks familiar. Isn’t that…
Snoop Dogg? Yup. After earning a fortune shizzling the middle-classes’ nizzle as a cartoon pimp, a new album and film (both entitled ‘Reincarnated’) shows his recent adoption of Rastafarianism.
He’s loaded, smokes weed all day and wears designer-label hippie gear. Hasn’t he basically become a trustafarian?
I suppose you’re right. Snoop Lion’s taken it to the next level, though – having dropped rap in favour of reggae, he’s also claiming to be the reincarnation of Bob Marley.
Sure, why not? I’m sure Rastafarians are cool with that.
Actually, the Rastafari Millennium Council have rather killed Snoop’s buzz by taking offence, and making this clear statement: ‘Smoking weed and loving Bob Marley and reggae music is not what defines Rastafari indigenous culture.’
Okay, that’s a thumbs down. How are lions feeling about it all?
Not good either. Snoop’s also caused offence by claiming that gay rappers will never be accepted in hip hop.
Wait, why would that offend lions?
Oh, lions are notoriously gay. You know, pride, and all that.
This sounds like a disaster. Is anyone going to dig Snoop Lion?
Of course. Snoop’s somehow spent 20 years cheerily extolling the virtues of exploiting women for money, and still gets love from the UK. He’s unstoppable!
‘Reincarnation’ by Snoop Lion is out Mon Apr 22.
The Blues Kitchen Camden
This lively, contemporary bar-diner on the main Camden drag celebrates American musical heritage in song (live shows, DJs, free harmonica lessons), spirits and sustenance. The food is all-American in spirit and substance, with barbecue and burgers featuring prominently. Though you can, if you insist, order a 'superfood salad.' There are around 50 bourbons in a variety of categories, some used as bases for cocktails. Rarer types (Blanton’s Gold, Sazerac 18-Year-Old Rye, Woodford Reserve 1838 Sweet Mash) go for a tenner or more, but otherwise you’ll be paying £3.50 to £6. ‘America’s native spirit’ is how Kentucky bourbon is described, with Ancient Age and Evan Williams typical examples; Tennessee, ‘the first cousin of Kentucky’, is honoured with a full suit of Jack Daniel’s labels.
Venue says: “Free birthday bubbly for parties booking in for drinks at Blues Kitchen Camden on Friday nights. Get in touch for more details.”